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Mission Statement: Our goal is to quickly simplify resource-leveling infrastructures in order to proactively administrate economically sound paradigms for 100% customer satisfaction.

I'm kidding. I'm going to get to the mission statement later. I really just couldn't think of anything that didn't sound corporate. I guess the first order is to have lots and lots of fun. And get our dragoturkeys to breed. And meet new people. And eat cheese.

Edit: I'm never going to get around to changing the mission statement. =P

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