Boobz Armada

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Contents 1 History 2 Philosophy and Future 3 Rules 4 Recruitment 5 Ranks and Rights 6 Foreign policy

[edit] History

• Created by C-TuC in November 2008, the guild evolves around a private community website dedicated to all Boobz Armada members and friends.
• RPG guild, plot is simple: leader is your captain, riding an armada, full of sea monsters and weird crew members!
• Each member gets a RPG rank and has to choose a war cry.

[edit] Philosophy and Future

• Boobz go a long way
• You can look and you can touch
• One diamond to rule them all
• Percs are perfect X-mas trees
• We have no intention to become the biggest or the strongest, we're already the sexiest so who cares for the rest?

[edit] Rules

1. Find your own war cry
2. Dedicate yourself to Boobz, cultivate them, make them grow, farm them, love them
3. Captain is always right, when she fucks up a Kimbo fight, it's your fault of course
4. We will never organize any fashion contest, because obviously Muse Hot-Tuc would win
5. Skiper's job is to craft pirate hats for the crew, if you don't have one yet, go whine to him ^^
6. Plan your dungeon runs in late hours... tired people say a lot of fun craps, you don't want to miss it
7. Do not hand out crabs invitations to anyone before telling your Captain first
8. Post you picture! For the love of lurk!
9. Do share drops (if possible) when you run a dungeon and your mate gets nothing, it's just basic politeness. They had to stand your noobiness all the way through; they don't deserve Ankama bad luck curse.
10. Be yourself, crazy or shy, because faking is a crime
11. Do not mess with Pinky Fish or a gay shark will screw you
12. Be nice with your fellow guildies or you'll never grow boobz
13. Nothing, we just need to end this on an evul number ^^

[edit] Recruitment

• No public recruitment thread Well, we have one now....
• No level requirement
• If you are a member of the Boobz Armada community, just ask leader to enter guild
• If you are not a member of the Boobz Armada community... well... try to become one then back to previous sentence ^^ (you can also try to catch leader when she's in a good mood and plead your case. In other words: if you dont know anyone in guild who can vow for you, your application is likely to be rejected.
• We do not accept: drama queens, cocky freaks, ass lickers

[edit] Ranks and Rights

• The first few days in guild, you wont have any rights. Then when we trust you enough, you'll get the same right as every guildy = all rights but ban, paddock and perc costumization.
• However, if your account is to be logged by someone else who doesnt belong to the Boobz Armada Community, you won't get any rights and you will have to ask other guildies when you wish to change your rank or xp donation.

[edit] Foreign policy

• We have no allies or enemies, therefore Boobzers are free to attack any perc at any time. We consider percs to be just another mean to practice group pvp. Threats and bribery attempt to stop Boobzers to enjoy this part of the game will be ignored: if you wanna make it personnal it's your choice, not ours.
• We have active pvpers amongst our members. If you think one of them is being too harsh on you, I (C-TuC) -might- interfere and squize the bad boy/girl tits to calm them down, but only if your argue goes beyond game borders. Otherwise, it's just none of my business.